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Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. "Parker?" His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. When they want to. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Ask anyone. How will she react? He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. 196 guests "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Aye! Thor booms anyway. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. And nobody wants that shit. 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Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Ask Pepper. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. The other teenagers smiled too, not in a 'you are so stupid' way, but how one might discover a new fun fact, like how Ned discovered Peter HATED peppermint with a passion. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. It's blueberry, his favorite. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Please consider turning it on! Heh. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. He sleeps around a lot. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Uncle Bucky questions. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? She huffs a laugh and drinks again. "DUDE!" They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. She said, smiling. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Steve sighs. Guys? Tony says. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. It's been great, guys.. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Ned Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. Wanda said. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. It's Stark.. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Go team go. No. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Or I rip my clothes.. I don't think so.. No! Spill." Oh, yeah! I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. Ow. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. This is the good stuff. Did we have make-up sex?. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Six minutes. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. Right! He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Nice. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. I don't know, Clint. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. Oh, c'mon. Sorta, Clint says. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. And because I'm Iron Man.. "You knew?" "I am fine, thanks. "How?" Fancy that., What? I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. He's honest-to-god pulled out a huge array of soft, big, fluffy pillows so they can all settle there. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Demi, is that a bad thing?. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. Please consider turning it on! "Is that true, referee M Jee?" Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Peter put his sleeve down again. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Mmm. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Alone. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. We are, aren't we?. Clint figures he'll just steal Nat's drink; he didn't bother to buy anything for tonight, and he doesn't keep alcohol on his floor. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Okay? Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Except Pepper. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Fun thought. Oh, he says. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Ouch, back to last names again. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. "Never have I ever been stabbed." Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. #tonystark I m'n yes. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. She took a shot. Blanket excuse.. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Were playing never have I ever!. Me? Clint looks over at him. Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? #wanda Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Okay? Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. What a stupid one! Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Nat and Wanda took drinks. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. It's strangely nice. All of the adults take a shot. Yep. Clint nods. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Oh yeaaah. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. What if shes an Avenger? left kudos on this work. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. #fieldtrip Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. She's super badass. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver Clint rolls his eyes. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Not that either of them really care; more partners just means they're both awesome at what they do. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. One beat. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. #infinity #deadpool He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. That's why Tony will stop. Steve, you animal, you.. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). I hope you're kidding. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Clint totally called it. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Ok, so, never have I everperformed a strip tease, Steve said, moving the game forward. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. Write by: . "How do you even do that?" "Language!" And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. 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What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. You know what really sucked though? "Way way way wait. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Abe ringed the bell. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Because because the strings! He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Oh, come on! I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. No? They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. Sort of. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? "What! #spiderman It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Shuffles a little closer to Tony. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. I have an ally! But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Or out of the bedroom. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Dad yells and I shake my head. Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. His eyes are fond. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. How are you with spanking, though?. He didn't want to think about it. Peter said. G'niiiiight, guys. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. It's fucking beautiful. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Peter just shrugged again. Shuri I know, Clint. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. It was great to see you again Nat! But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. "Peter! Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Nat smirked. Right?. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. Mmm, neat. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Maybe this game was fun after all. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me.